ABOUT ME

My name is Andrew and I was born on May 6^th, 1996. I live in a shitty little town in the North East of England where nothing happens and it rains a lot. I spend more time than I should talking to myself, which probably means I’m mentally unhinged or something. I have a penis. I drink too much Mountain Dew and I prefer cats to human beings. I’m interested in post-apocalyptic and dystopian books/films, and occasionally I like to write things. I want tattoos and piercings. I’m straight, but I’d marry Max Helyer.

If you’ve read this far, then you may as well send me a message or something. I promise I’ll try my best not to bite you. c:

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